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Are you a Biker? 


 

Are you a biker?  Take this simple test. 

Choose the answers most appropriate to you. (Burp!)  The test exists of 38 questions. At the end of the page you can check your score (only when you answer ALL the questions).   


1. That oil spot in the garage is the bikes way of "marking it's territory".  
 

True  
False  

2. You have ever started a BBQ with a welding torch.  

True  
False  

3. Any of your children/pets have either "Harley" or "Davidson" in their names.  

True  
False  

4. You own more Motorcycle T-Shirts than underwear.  

True  
False  

5. Any day you can ride is a "Good Day".  

True  
False  

6. You stare longer at the pictures of the bikes in "Easyriders" than the naked women.  

True  
False  

7. You put dirty oil from your bike in your truck, cause ""hey, it's just a truck".  

True  
False  

8. Your other vehicle IS a truck.  

True  
False  

9. Your pipes are loud enough to be used as an indicator that you will be home soon.  

True  
False  

10. The first thing you say after being hit by a car is, "Hey! Where is my beer?"  

True  
False  

11. You crash, break your leg in three pieces, and tell the officer "I'm okay, I can ride home from here".  

True  
False  

12. You dream of owning a Motorcycle dealership.  

True  
False  

13. Your three piece suite is chaps, leather vest, leather jacket.  

True  
False  

14. You have a refrigerator in the garage reserved just for beer.  

True  
False  

15. Your bird can repeat "This is the Police", with uncanny accuracy.  

True  
False  

16. Every time you hear a vehicle with headers, you look for a Motorcycle.  

True  
False  

17. When you plan a vacation, you set up time to visit the bike shops first.  

True  
False  

18. You have tools to work on your bike, but none to work on your wife/girlfriends car.  

True  
False  

19. You think your bike is really an extension of your penis.  

True  
False  

20. You refer to your bike as if it had a legal first name.  

True  
False  

21. You have a little piece of your bike that you carry with you always.  

True  
False  

22. You have more pictures of your bike(s) than you girlfriend/wife/kids.  

True  
False  

23. When asked for your Christmas list, you take people to the motorcycle dealer and point.  

True  
False  

24. Every magazine you subscribe to has the word "Bike" in it.  

True  
False  

25. At least one section of your house is decorated in a motorcycle motif. (The garage doesn't count.)  

True  
False  

26. The last time you threw a party, more bikes showed up than cars.  

True  
False  

27. You own more than one motorcycle.  

True  
False  

28. Every time you buy something, you wonder what you could have got for your bike with the money.  

True  
False  

29. Any piece of furniture in your house is made of a bike part.  

True  
False  

30. You think "Helmet Hair" is a fasion statement.  

True  
False  

31. You clean your nails with a pocket knife.  

True  
False  

32. Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.  

True  
False  

33. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the "House of Tattoos".  

True  
False  

34. You've spent more time and money on your bike than your education.  

True  
False  

35. Confusing the terms "VIN" and "SSN", you try to write your bike off as a dependent on your taxes.  

True  
False  

36. When she says, "It's the bike or me!!", you have to think about it real hard.  

True  
False  

37. Your wife hides the checkbook and credit cards before leaving for the bike show.  

True  
False  

38. You think anyone who doesn't ride is just, "OK".  

True  
False  


That's all...  

Result:

Check Score Here >> 31-38 21-30 11-20 Lower than 10

 


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 

--SCORE-- 

Lower than 10  

You probably ride a moped and pedal most of the way.   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 

--SCORE-- 

11-20  

You're probably a Yuppy Suburban Accountant that puts less than 120 miles a year on your motorcycle. (And that's only from riding 9 miles round trip to "Cooks Corner".   
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


 
 
 
 

--SCORE-- 

21-30  

You probably ride a lot and love your bike. But, you don't take chances and are still pretty conservative.   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 


 
 
 

 --SCORE-- 

31-38  

Congratulations . . . You are "True Biker Scum"!.  

 


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